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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Top Six Things You Don't Want to Hear on a First Date

You've met someone special online and it has come time for your first face-to-face meeting. Here are six comments you don't want to hear when you first make eye contact at your date location:

"You don't do your profile picture justice!"

"I like this place. This is where my ex and I fist met!"

"Hi! It's so nice to finally meet you. I'd like you to meet my mom and dad."

"Our kids will look so cute!"

"Forgive me if I appear tired. This is my fifth date this week."

"Your mom better pay me double what we agreed on!"

(SOURCE: Online Dating Magazine)

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