<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12576559</id><updated>2011-12-14T19:19:37.524-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Online Dating Satire</title><subtitle type='html'>Exploring the world of online dating through the eyes of parody...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Joe Tracy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12576559.post-113218197130650254</id><published>2005-11-16T14:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-16T14:59:31.470-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Top Three Most Creative Date Ideas in the Universe</title><summary type='text'>Have you run out of places to take your date? Well here are some creative date ideas you probably have never thought of before. Don’t be afraid to try something new, these top three ideas are the most creative date ideas in the universe! Remember not to share any of these date ideas with your ‘competition’, once the word gets out about these incredibly unique date ideas, everyone will want to do </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/feeds/113218197130650254/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12576559&amp;postID=113218197130650254' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/113218197130650254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/113218197130650254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/2005/11/top-three-most-creative-date-ideas-in.html' title='Top Three Most Creative Date Ideas in the Universe'/><author><name>Joe Tracy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12576559.post-113210346741567291</id><published>2005-11-15T16:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-15T17:47:52.433-08:00</updated><title type='text'>True Online Dating Service Sues Darth Vader</title><summary type='text'>(Online Dating Satire Newswire) Online dating service True announced today that it has filed a lawsuit against Darth Vader, an executive of the Galactic Empire, for using the online dating service despite having several convictions to his name. It took True 15 months to realize that the convict was using their service, only learning of such from another user who posts under the username "</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/feeds/113210346741567291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12576559&amp;postID=113210346741567291' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/113210346741567291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/113210346741567291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/2005/11/true-online-dating-service-sues-darth.html' title='True Online Dating Service Sues Darth Vader'/><author><name>Joe Tracy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12576559.post-111514538988553707</id><published>2005-05-03T11:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-03T11:36:29.886-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Top Six Things You Don't Want to Hear on a First Date</title><summary type='text'>You've met someone special online and it has come time for your first face-to-face meeting. Here are six comments you don't want to hear when you first make eye contact at your date location:"You don't do your profile picture justice!""I like this place. This is where my ex and I fist met!""Hi! It's so nice to finally meet you. I'd like you to meet my mom and dad.""Our kids will look so cute!""</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/feeds/111514538988553707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12576559&amp;postID=111514538988553707' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/111514538988553707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/111514538988553707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/2005/05/top-six-things-you-dont-want-to-hear.html' title='Top Six Things You Don&apos;t Want to Hear on a First Date'/><author><name>Joe Tracy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12576559.post-111497621778486454</id><published>2005-05-01T12:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-01T13:53:53.543-07:00</updated><title type='text'>True Wants Online Dating Services to Provide Bodyguards for First Dates!</title><summary type='text'>(Online Dating Satire Newswire) Online dating service True is trying to get state laws passed that would require online dating services to provide bodyguards to online daters who meet for the first time. This legislative effort follows True's campaign to require background checks on people entering bars before being allowed in.Wearing his nicest suit, True CEO Herb Vest praised his group's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/feeds/111497621778486454/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12576559&amp;postID=111497621778486454' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/111497621778486454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/111497621778486454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/2005/05/true-wants-online-dating-services-to.html' title='True Wants Online Dating Services to Provide Bodyguards for First Dates!'/><author><name>Joe Tracy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12576559.post-111497448960099323</id><published>2005-05-01T11:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-03T11:44:32.856-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to the Online Dating Satire Blog</title><summary type='text'>Face it. Online dating can sometimes be a strange and funny industry. At the Online Dating Satire Blog we desire to explore the more humorous side of online dating through satire and parody articles. It's all about fun here. But within that fun is sometimes a little truth and in those instances we go a step further to explain the purpose behind the satire in the Comments section of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/feeds/111497448960099323/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12576559&amp;postID=111497448960099323' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/111497448960099323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/12576559/posts/default/111497448960099323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://onlinedatingsatire.blogspot.com/2005/05/welcome-to-online-dating-satire-blog.html' title='Welcome to the Online Dating Satire Blog'/><author><name>Joe Tracy</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
